scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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