i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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