if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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