I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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