the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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