I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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