he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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