I wish I only lived at night.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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