I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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