And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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