i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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