Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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