You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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