I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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