He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
