she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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