You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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