so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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