I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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