That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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