Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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