Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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