I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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