But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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