"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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