Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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