he wants to bone in the snuggie
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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