I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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