Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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