apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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