i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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