Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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