glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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