Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
