How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
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