Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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