I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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