Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Farmville is her only friend.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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