I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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