I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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