maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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