Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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