What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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