so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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