This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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