Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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