Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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