we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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