I wish I could teleport
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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