So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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