Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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