I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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