I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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