why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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