I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
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I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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