ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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